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Triple Triad has a 40+ hour RPG minigame attached to it
Essays / Game Mechanics

Triple Triad has a 40+ hour RPG minigame attached to it

Posted on: February 25, 2024November 3, 2024

I think I’m in the minority here, but I’m not big on open worlds that are loaded with minigames. I recently played through my first Yakuza game (Yakuza […]

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force
Characters

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 24, 2024

The Guardian Force animations are probably too long. One of the best parts of the FFVIII remaster is the ability to set the game to 300% speed, allowing […]

FFVIII was the biggest game in the world once and people were weird about it
History / Regrettable Things

FFVIII was the biggest game in the world once and people were weird about it

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 25, 2024

Remember that Final Fantasy VIII was the follow-up to one of the biggest and most explosively marketed video games of all time. It was hugely anticipated, gracing the […]

The terrible 15 years, or Why nobody’s talking about FFVIII right now
Essays / History / Regrettable Things

The terrible 15 years, or Why nobody’s talking about FFVIII right now

Posted on: February 24, 2024April 13, 2025

I am convinced that one of the reasons Final Fantasy VIII hasn’t had a critical revival yet (with the exception of honorary brand ambassador Ben Starr) is that […]

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin
Characters

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin

Posted on: February 24, 2024December 15, 2024

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

“Eyes on Me” is great even though/because the lyrics are a mess
Essays / Music

“Eyes on Me” is great even though/because the lyrics are a mess

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 28, 2024

As a weird 10-year-old, “Eyes on Me” was the epitome of romance to me. I was not a kid who thought much about romance apart from reading 30 […]

FF8 fucking rules
General Screaming

FF8 fucking rules

Posted on: February 23, 2024March 1, 2024

eat my ass

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