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To the guy I just high-fived at the train station…
General Screaming / Other People Who Get It

To the guy I just high-fived at the train station…

Posted on: March 13, 2025March 13, 2025

You’re absolutely correct that FF8 tonberry is best tonberry. You know what’s up. Here is the Tonberry King as a representative of the best design for the tonberry […]

The rawest moment in all of Final Fantasy VIII
General Screaming / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore / Nonsense

The rawest moment in all of Final Fantasy VIII

Posted on: February 27, 2025March 15, 2025

There are a lot of moments in Final Fantasy VIII that could be categorized as “raw,” which is part of what makes the game so cool. However, there […]

Seifer got that grandpa fit
Characters / Nonsense

Seifer got that grandpa fit

Posted on: February 26, 2025February 26, 2025

Phil recently brought up Seifer’s duster jacket and its journey through the story of Final Fantasy VIII, but I wanna bring up his grandpa fit. Do you SEE […]

Do you think Seifer cleans his pristine ankle-length coat by hand
Characters / Nonsense

Do you think Seifer cleans his pristine ankle-length coat by hand

Posted on: February 6, 2025February 7, 2025

Dude’s gotta be walking through dirt and puddles but that thing looks immaculate across three discs. What is the dry cleaning situation in Galbadia?

I had three glasses of wine at Friendsgiving and tried to play “Eyes On Me” on the host’s piano
Music / Nonsense / Regrettable Things

I had three glasses of wine at Friendsgiving and tried to play “Eyes On Me” on the host’s piano

Posted on: November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

In fairness, it’s their fault for having a copy of Piano Collections: Final Fantasy VIII sitting out.

HONK HONK! It’s Car Week at ff8isthe.best
Nonsense

HONK HONK! It’s Car Week at ff8isthe.best

Posted on: October 28, 2024February 2, 2025

Why not

It is once again Shut the Fuck Up Saturday
Characters / General Screaming

It is once again Shut the Fuck Up Saturday

Posted on: October 26, 2024October 26, 2024

Rinoa, shut the fuck up. Squall just watched his friends almost die in a missile/robot attack. This is not about you right now.

T-Rexaur is one of the most powerful creatures in the entire Final Fantasy universe
Characters / Nonsense

T-Rexaur is one of the most powerful creatures in the entire Final Fantasy universe

Posted on: September 24, 2024September 24, 2024

According to the Scan text for T-Rexaur, it has been “alive since the beginning of time.”

THE BEGINNING OF TIME.

It’s Shut the Fuck Up Saturday again
Characters / General Screaming

It’s Shut the Fuck Up Saturday again

Posted on: August 17, 2024August 10, 2024

Irvine shut the fuck up. What the fuck. Leave her alone.

It’s Shut the Fuck Up Saturday
Characters / General Screaming

It’s Shut the Fuck Up Saturday

Posted on: August 10, 2024

Quistis, shut the fuck up. What the fuck.

Big Selphie isn’t real and can’t hurt you
Characters / Nonsense

Big Selphie isn’t real and can’t hurt you

Posted on: April 29, 2024April 28, 2024

If Big Selphie was real, she would ride on the outside of the train.

I was not expecting Final Fantasy VIII to be the reason Phil learned that I am obsessed with measuring things
Characters / General Screaming / Nonsense

I was not expecting Final Fantasy VIII to be the reason Phil learned that I am obsessed with measuring things

Posted on: April 25, 2024April 28, 2024

So, I am weird. I really, really like measuring things. I keep measuring tapes with me in multiple locations, including my office desk (where I have two types). […]

Laguna is a big himbo
Characters / Nonsense

Laguna is a big himbo

Posted on: March 11, 2024March 10, 2024

There was gonna be more to this post but honestly Laguna is a himbo and we all know it. What else is there to say.

Now you can yell at me if you want
Blog Updates

Now you can yell at me if you want

Posted on: March 4, 2024March 3, 2024

aka there is now a contact form. Please be nice or send me your cool Final Fantasy VIII things for the next mailbag post.

Get you a man who will jump into the infinite void of space for you
Characters / General Screaming

Get you a man who will jump into the infinite void of space for you

Posted on: March 1, 2024October 27, 2024

My expectations of romance are completely unrealistic because I watched Squall jump into space with absolutely no backup plan on how to save either of them when I […]

You cannot eat Rinoa but it was worth trying
Game Mechanics / Nonsense

You cannot eat Rinoa but it was worth trying

Posted on: February 29, 2024February 29, 2024

A profile in hunger.

Posture check for Rinoa
Characters / General Screaming

Posture check for Rinoa

Posted on: February 26, 2024February 26, 2024

Girl what the hell your skeleton isn’t supposed to do that. No wonder you’re asleep for the entire Disc 3, your upper back’s gotta feel like shit. Have fun Angelo Searching for Motrin when you’re 30.

I made a Final Fantasy VIII car in Forza Horizon 5 and drove it off a cliff
Creativity

I made a Final Fantasy VIII car in Forza Horizon 5 and drove it off a cliff

Posted on: February 25, 2024February 25, 2024

This is how I feel every day.

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force
Characters

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 24, 2024

The Guardian Force animations are probably too long. One of the best parts of the FFVIII remaster is the ability to set the game to 300% speed, allowing […]

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin
Characters

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin

Posted on: February 24, 2024December 15, 2024

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

FF8 fucking rules
General Screaming

FF8 fucking rules

Posted on: February 23, 2024March 1, 2024

eat my ass

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