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Thank you GINX TV for insisting on asking every voice actor about Final Fantasy VIII for some reason
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Thank you GINX TV for insisting on asking every voice actor about Final Fantasy VIII for some reason

Posted on: December 8, 2024December 8, 2024

A disproportionate amount of their videos are asking voice actors why they like Final Fantasy VIII.

Please enjoy Squall and Selphie running around the Lunar Base at 500% speed
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Please enjoy Squall and Selphie running around the Lunar Base at 500% speed

Posted on: October 22, 2024October 28, 2024

The stupidest post on a blog full of stupid posts.

This Rinoa fansite has been been running since 1999, and we are visitor 2000000
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This Rinoa fansite has been been running since 1999, and we are visitor 2000000

Posted on: April 27, 2024April 27, 2024

Today, we salute a veteran of the hopeless cause of FF8 fandom: Sheila Knight, whose Rinoa Heartilly fansite Rebelling Princess has been running for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.

The FF8 tech demo we’ll never see again
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The FF8 tech demo we’ll never see again

Posted on: March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

When Sony announced the PlayStation 2, they started a year-long marketing machine that sent it into stratospheric levels of hype. If you didn’t witness it as it was […]

My Cactuar cookies are begging to die
Creativity

My Cactuar cookies are begging to die

Posted on: March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

Last year for Christmas, my family and friends (including site contributor AL) received Cactuar cookies. Someone was selling a set of incredible Final Fantasy cookie cutters on Etsy, […]

Window-shopping for the least popular Final Fantasy VIII merchandise
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Window-shopping for the least popular Final Fantasy VIII merchandise

Posted on: February 29, 2024February 29, 2024

FFVIII was the follow-up to one of the games that defined the concept of blockbuster game marketing. Final Fantasy VII was an event, and Square marketed it that […]

Musical interlude: Lacey Johnson covers “The Landing”
Creativity / Music / Other People Who Get It

Musical interlude: Lacey Johnson covers “The Landing”

Posted on: February 27, 2024October 21, 2024

The ship landing sequence in Dollet at the beginning of Disc 1 has to be the most iconic sequence in Final Fantasy VIII. It’s a slow ramp-up to […]

The game magazine that spent two years taunting a Final Fantasy VIII hater
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The game magazine that spent two years taunting a Final Fantasy VIII hater

Posted on: February 27, 2024April 13, 2025

I’m unsure how popular GameNOW magazine was, but over the course of two years, they pulled off one of the weirdest running gags I’ve seen in a game […]

Moments in obsession: the incoherent Mario fangame I made at age 11 where Luigi crosses over with Final Fantasy VIII
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Moments in obsession: the incoherent Mario fangame I made at age 11 where Luigi crosses over with Final Fantasy VIII

Posted on: February 26, 2024November 3, 2024

Today I’m gonna share something I rarely take out of the mothballs. When I was in elementary school, I was a novice amateur game maker who exclusively used […]

Who would win: Final Fantasy VIII vs 2000 Toyota Echo
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Who would win: Final Fantasy VIII vs 2000 Toyota Echo

Posted on: February 25, 2024March 28, 2025

In 1999, Squaresoft promoted the release of Final Fantasy VIII by giving away a 2000 Toyota Echo to one lucky winner who pre-ordered the game at participating retailers. Which raises the question: Which is more valuable today?

I made a Final Fantasy VIII car in Forza Horizon 5 and drove it off a cliff
Creativity

I made a Final Fantasy VIII car in Forza Horizon 5 and drove it off a cliff

Posted on: February 25, 2024February 25, 2024

This is how I feel every day.

FFVIII was the biggest game in the world once and people were weird about it
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FFVIII was the biggest game in the world once and people were weird about it

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 25, 2024

Remember that Final Fantasy VIII was the follow-up to one of the biggest and most explosively marketed video games of all time. It was hugely anticipated, gracing the […]

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