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Who’s eating flowers at Balamb Garden?
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Who’s eating flowers at Balamb Garden?

Posted on: April 29, 2024April 6, 2025

If you look through the Balamb Garden website, you can find announcement from the Library Committee, which sheds some light on the books that the students at Balamb […]

Adel is incredibly ripped: an investigation
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Adel is incredibly ripped: an investigation

Posted on: March 15, 2024April 27, 2024

The following real conversation occurred between this blog’s editors Phil and AL when discussing how Sorceress Adel was able to achieve so much during her despotic rule and how she got so swole (and 23 feet tall).

Posture check for Rinoa
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Posture check for Rinoa

Posted on: February 26, 2024February 26, 2024

Girl what the hell your skeleton isn’t supposed to do that. No wonder you’re asleep for the entire Disc 3, your upper back’s gotta feel like shit. Have fun Angelo Searching for Motrin when you’re 30.

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