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Mail Bad #4: Maybe That Belt Was Real After All
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Mail Bad #4: Maybe That Belt Was Real After All

Posted on: July 5, 2025July 6, 2025

Thank y’all for continuing to send in mail to this silly blog! Even though I don’t respond to every message, we read all of it, and we appreciate […]

Every FF8 boss ranked based on how bad they could fuck you up IRL
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Every FF8 boss ranked based on how bad they could fuck you up IRL

Posted on: March 3, 2024November 6, 2024

A reasonable attempt to determine how fucked we’d truly be in the world of FF8.

My Cactuar cookies are begging to die
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My Cactuar cookies are begging to die

Posted on: March 1, 2024March 1, 2024

Last year for Christmas, my family and friends (including site contributor AL) received Cactuar cookies. Someone was selling a set of incredible Final Fantasy cookie cutters on Etsy, […]

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