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Every FF8 boss ranked based on how bad they could fuck you up IRL
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Every FF8 boss ranked based on how bad they could fuck you up IRL

Posted on: March 3, 2024November 6, 2024

A reasonable attempt to determine how fucked we’d truly be in the world of FF8.

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force
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The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 24, 2024

The Guardian Force animations are probably too long. One of the best parts of the FFVIII remaster is the ability to set the game to 300% speed, allowing […]

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