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Seifer got that grandpa fit
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Seifer got that grandpa fit

Posted on: February 26, 2025February 26, 2025

Phil recently brought up Seifer’s duster jacket and its journey through the story of Final Fantasy VIII, but I wanna bring up his grandpa fit. Do you SEE […]

Do you think Seifer cleans his pristine ankle-length coat by hand
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Do you think Seifer cleans his pristine ankle-length coat by hand

Posted on: February 6, 2025February 7, 2025

Dude’s gotta be walking through dirt and puddles but that thing looks immaculate across three discs. What is the dry cleaning situation in Galbadia?

I tied Rinoa at Triple Triad and got a ribbon for my effort
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I tied Rinoa at Triple Triad and got a ribbon for my effort

Posted on: February 2, 2025February 20, 2025

Last week was Super MAGFest, the Music and Gaming Festival in National Harbor, MD. I don’t go to events expecting there to be a Final Fantasy VIII presence, […]

A holiday themed appreciation post for the incredible fan art by Skribleskrable
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A holiday themed appreciation post for the incredible fan art by Skribleskrable

Posted on: December 20, 2024

The holidays are coming up next week, so there is no better time than now to do an appreciation post for one of (if not the) greatest Final […]

The Sorceress’ Knight is the Best Romance Trope Ever and Yes, I Will Die on This Hill
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The Sorceress’ Knight is the Best Romance Trope Ever and Yes, I Will Die on This Hill

Posted on: March 4, 2024March 3, 2024

The Sorceress’ Knight is a gift to humanity. It is the pinnacle of bodyguard fiction, the zenith of courtly love. It is love and devotion and care wrapped up into one role and it is delicious.

Every FF8 boss ranked based on how bad they could fuck you up IRL
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Every FF8 boss ranked based on how bad they could fuck you up IRL

Posted on: March 3, 2024November 6, 2024

A reasonable attempt to determine how fucked we’d truly be in the world of FF8.

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin
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What the fuck is the deal with Fujin

Posted on: February 24, 2024December 15, 2024

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

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