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I was not expecting Final Fantasy VIII to be the reason Phil learned that I am obsessed with measuring things
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I was not expecting Final Fantasy VIII to be the reason Phil learned that I am obsessed with measuring things

Posted on: April 25, 2024April 28, 2024

So, I am weird. I really, really like measuring things. I keep measuring tapes with me in multiple locations, including my office desk (where I have two types). […]

What could we do with every single copy of Final Fantasy VIII
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What could we do with every single copy of Final Fantasy VIII

Posted on: March 28, 2024March 28, 2024

Final Fantasy VIII was one of the best-selling PlayStation 1 games, which means a whole lot of four-disc jewel cases were manufactured for it. If we acquired every single copy of FF8 for PS1, what could we do with them?

How long is the Horizon Bridge anyway, good lord
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

How long is the Horizon Bridge anyway, good lord

Posted on: March 8, 2024April 13, 2025

In Final Fantasy VIII, there is a massive bridge spanning Galbadia continent to Esthar continent. It is totally impractical to build a bridge between continents, and it’s especially […]

Who would win: Final Fantasy VIII vs 2000 Toyota Echo
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Who would win: Final Fantasy VIII vs 2000 Toyota Echo

Posted on: February 25, 2024March 28, 2025

In 1999, Squaresoft promoted the release of Final Fantasy VIII by giving away a 2000 Toyota Echo to one lucky winner who pre-ordered the game at participating retailers. Which raises the question: Which is more valuable today?

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