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Final Fantasy VIII is unsuitable for god-fearing households because there is too much text, according to this old review
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Final Fantasy VIII is unsuitable for god-fearing households because there is too much text, according to this old review

Posted on: September 18, 2025September 21, 2025

Long story short: I briefly became fascinated today by the Dove Foundation, a Christian non-profit that reviews movies and TV shows based on how appropriate they are for […]

Not being able to name your party in FF8 was a bold break from tradition
Characters / Essays / Game Mechanics / History

Not being able to name your party in FF8 was a bold break from tradition

Posted on: April 13, 2025April 13, 2025

The first seven numbered Final Fantasy games let you name your characters. Final Fantasy VIII is the first one that in the series, for the most part, doesn’t. […]

A holiday themed appreciation post for the incredible fan art by Skribleskrable
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A holiday themed appreciation post for the incredible fan art by Skribleskrable

Posted on: December 20, 2024

The holidays are coming up next week, so there is no better time than now to do an appreciation post for one of (if not the) greatest Final […]

It’s Shut the Fuck Up Saturday again
Characters / General Screaming

It’s Shut the Fuck Up Saturday again

Posted on: August 17, 2024August 10, 2024

Irvine shut the fuck up. What the fuck. Leave her alone.

Mail Bad #3: Don’t Be Afraid (of sending me mail)
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Mail Bad #3: Don’t Be Afraid (of sending me mail)

Posted on: March 31, 2024April 1, 2024

It’s time for another mail bag post! Thanks everyone for loving Final Fantasy VIII. We’ve got some good submissions this time, including a conspiracy theory that I can’t […]

It’s actually for the best that FF8 doesn’t let you play as a little freak
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

It’s actually for the best that FF8 doesn’t let you play as a little freak

Posted on: March 25, 2024March 26, 2024

A random observation: Final Fantasy VIII breaks a streak of Final Fantasy games from 1994–2002 letting you play as freaky dudes.

SeeD: An elite mercenary force? No
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

SeeD: An elite mercenary force? No

Posted on: March 5, 2024March 31, 2024

SeeD is a Garden-related pun, but it has another meaning. Are they actually meeting their goals? Let’s break this down…

Please welcome our new contributor
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Please welcome our new contributor

Posted on: February 28, 2024February 28, 2024

Please welcome our newest contributor, AL, who has even more unhinged opinions about Final Fantasy VIII than I do.

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