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Wait what the fuck, magic spells have only existed for like 20 years???
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Wait what the fuck, magic spells have only existed for like 20 years???

Posted on: April 7, 2025April 7, 2025

Hold the fuck on. HOLD the fuck on. On the Balamb Garden Network computers, there’s a bit of lore that completely upends my understanding of the world of FF8.

Carbuncle is just a lil guy
Characters / Nonsense

Carbuncle is just a lil guy

Posted on: November 2, 2024February 2, 2025

Carbuncle is a recurring summon in the Final Fantasy series, but as always, Final Fantasy VIII does it best. Carbuncle is at its peak cuteness in VIII. Look […]

Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8
Essays / Game Mechanics

Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8

Posted on: October 21, 2024October 29, 2024

During my last playthrough of FF8, I used the Card Mod ability only once. At the very last minute before Ultimecia’s Castle, I went out of my way […]

I will not defend the amnesia orphanage twist but it’s better than that Zack shit
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I will not defend the amnesia orphanage twist but it’s better than that Zack shit

Posted on: April 6, 2024April 13, 2025

I’ll say it: I do not care for the orphanage plotline in Final Fantasy VIII. It comes out of nowhere with very little foreshadowing, and it’s just too […]

Devour, the least necessary (and greatest) ability in the Final Fantasy series
Game Mechanics

Devour, the least necessary (and greatest) ability in the Final Fantasy series

Posted on: February 28, 2024April 12, 2025

There are two incredibly funny things about the Devour ability in Final Fantasy VIII.

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force
Characters

The art of storytelling in the Brothers Guardian Force

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 24, 2024

The Guardian Force animations are probably too long. One of the best parts of the FFVIII remaster is the ability to set the game to 300% speed, allowing […]

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