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Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8
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Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8

Posted on: October 21, 2024October 29, 2024

During my last playthrough of FF8, I used the Card Mod ability only once. At the very last minute before Ultimecia’s Castle, I went out of my way […]

“My Mind” is the weird duet that game music needed
Essays / Music

“My Mind” is the weird duet that game music needed

Posted on: September 3, 2024October 29, 2024

Something I’ve appreciated more and more about Final Fantasy VIII‘s soundtrack over the years is how weird it is. By 1999, the Final Fantasy series had been around […]

The Draw system makes grinding fun
Game Mechanics

The Draw system makes grinding fun

Posted on: March 30, 2024October 29, 2024

I fucking hate grinding. I cannot fucking stand it. If your game has me gathering crystals to craft into a shield or whatever shit, I will instantly lose […]

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