Potential topics include:
- Oh you don’t like Final Fantasy VIII? Is because you’re afraid of love?
- Why are we having turkey when we could be nourishing ourselves on the Zell-Library Girl subplot?
- I know that Aunt Mary isn’t doing well and this might be her last Christmas. Does she have 30-40 hours left? Because I have an idea for something she can do!
- The Tonberry King is the best character in the history of video games.
- No, I am not “causing a scene.”
- You wouldn’t think I’m ruining Christmas if you believed in the power of friendship like Laguna Loire!
- Well I regret coming to Christmas this year, because not a single one of you has beaten the Deep Sea Research Center.
- What’s your favorite GF?
- Do you think anyone actually uses the Recover command?
- So are you gonna apologize and let me back in?
- It’s cold out here.
- Why do so many enemies in this world carry Screws?