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I had three glasses of wine at Friendsgiving and tried to play “Eyes On Me” on the host’s piano
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I had three glasses of wine at Friendsgiving and tried to play “Eyes On Me” on the host’s piano

Posted on: November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

In fairness, it’s their fault for having a copy of Piano Collections: Final Fantasy VIII sitting out.

If you don’t like the Timber train heist, you suck
Essays / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

If you don’t like the Timber train heist, you suck

Posted on: November 6, 2024November 6, 2024

For about 20 minutes, Final Fantasy VIII completely changes genre and it’s fucking awesome. About midway into Disc 1, Squall and the SeeDs are enlisted to kidnap the […]

Carbuncle is just a lil guy
Characters / Nonsense

Carbuncle is just a lil guy

Posted on: November 2, 2024February 2, 2025

Carbuncle is a recurring summon in the Final Fantasy series, but as always, Final Fantasy VIII does it best. Carbuncle is at its peak cuteness in VIII. Look […]

Laguna’s little green truck that goes beep beep, probably
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Laguna’s little green truck that goes beep beep, probably

Posted on: November 1, 2024February 2, 2025

At one point in FF8‘s development, Laguna had a little green truck that he would drive around Winhill when he was fighting monsters and performing general duties as […]

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