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Squall casually committed grand theft auto, but nobody cared because he also tried to assassinate the sorceress
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore / Nonsense

Squall casually committed grand theft auto, but nobody cared because he also tried to assassinate the sorceress

Posted on: October 30, 2024February 2, 2025

Phil has declared that it is car week, and to honor car week, we’re gonna talk about the Tempest. What is that, you might ask? Tempest is the […]

A review of Deling City’s only bus route
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

A review of Deling City’s only bus route

Posted on: October 29, 2024April 9, 2025

In Deling City, there is a single bus.

HONK HONK! It’s Car Week at ff8isthe.best
Nonsense

HONK HONK! It’s Car Week at ff8isthe.best

Posted on: October 28, 2024February 2, 2025

Why not

A salute to the car, the least vital transportation in FFVIII
Game Mechanics / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

A salute to the car, the least vital transportation in FFVIII

Posted on: October 28, 2024February 2, 2025

Final Fantasy games usually let you get around the world in vehicles, each one letting you cross a different kind of terrain. You usually start out with a […]

It is once again Shut the Fuck Up Saturday
Characters / General Screaming

It is once again Shut the Fuck Up Saturday

Posted on: October 26, 2024October 26, 2024

Rinoa, shut the fuck up. Squall just watched his friends almost die in a missile/robot attack. This is not about you right now.

I dare you to listen to the Distant Worlds arrangement of “Love Grows” and not feel things
Music

I dare you to listen to the Distant Worlds arrangement of “Love Grows” and not feel things

Posted on: October 24, 2024October 27, 2024

The Distant Worlds concert series has been touring the world playing Final Fantasy music for almost 20 years, and in that time, they’ve covered a lot of music! […]

Please enjoy Squall and Selphie running around the Lunar Base at 500% speed
Nonsense

Please enjoy Squall and Selphie running around the Lunar Base at 500% speed

Posted on: October 22, 2024October 28, 2024

The stupidest post on a blog full of stupid posts.

When did the Lunar Cry happen? We settle the debate
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

When did the Lunar Cry happen? We settle the debate

Posted on: October 22, 2024October 28, 2024

There’s a piece of lore that the internet can’t seem to agree on: When was the Lunar Cry that destroyed Centra?

Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8
Essays / Game Mechanics

Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8

Posted on: October 21, 2024October 29, 2024

During my last playthrough of FF8, I used the Card Mod ability only once. At the very last minute before Ultimecia’s Castle, I went out of my way […]

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