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The love story IS the story
Characters / Essays / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore / Personal Stories

The love story IS the story

Posted on: April 30, 2024October 27, 2024

I’ve played Final Fantasy VIII all the way through twice: first when it came out, when I was around 10 years old, then again in 2022 at the […]

Big Selphie isn’t real and can’t hurt you
Characters / Nonsense

Big Selphie isn’t real and can’t hurt you

Posted on: April 29, 2024April 28, 2024

If Big Selphie was real, she would ride on the outside of the train.

Who’s eating flowers at Balamb Garden?
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Who’s eating flowers at Balamb Garden?

Posted on: April 29, 2024April 6, 2025

If you look through the Balamb Garden website, you can find announcement from the Library Committee, which sheds some light on the books that the students at Balamb […]

This Rinoa fansite has been been running since 1999, and we are visitor 2000000
Characters / Other People Who Get It

This Rinoa fansite has been been running since 1999, and we are visitor 2000000

Posted on: April 27, 2024April 27, 2024

Today, we salute a veteran of the hopeless cause of FF8 fandom: Sheila Knight, whose Rinoa Heartilly fansite Rebelling Princess has been running for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.

I was not expecting Final Fantasy VIII to be the reason Phil learned that I am obsessed with measuring things
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I was not expecting Final Fantasy VIII to be the reason Phil learned that I am obsessed with measuring things

Posted on: April 25, 2024April 28, 2024

So, I am weird. I really, really like measuring things. I keep measuring tapes with me in multiple locations, including my office desk (where I have two types). […]

I will not defend the amnesia orphanage twist but it’s better than that Zack shit
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I will not defend the amnesia orphanage twist but it’s better than that Zack shit

Posted on: April 6, 2024April 13, 2025

I’ll say it: I do not care for the orphanage plotline in Final Fantasy VIII. It comes out of nowhere with very little foreshadowing, and it’s just too […]

Let’s listen to those goodass menu sounds
General Screaming

Let’s listen to those goodass menu sounds

Posted on: April 1, 2024April 1, 2024

In this post, we appreciate the real damn good menu sound effects from FF8.

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