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Are these actually the four best tracks in Final Fantasy VIII? Probably not but I’m not gonna let that stop whoever the fuck DCC Compact Classics was
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Are these actually the four best tracks in Final Fantasy VIII? Probably not but I’m not gonna let that stop whoever the fuck DCC Compact Classics was

Posted on: August 24, 2026August 25, 2026

While looking through old game magazines, I came across this unusual ad for something called “The Best of Final Fantasy 1994–1999: A Musical Tribute” (as advertised in December […]

Would you buy this PuPu merchandise? Yes you would. You are weak
Characters / History

Would you buy this PuPu merchandise? Yes you would. You are weak

Posted on: November 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Must acquire maximum PuPus.

Mail Bad #4: Maybe That Belt Was Real After All
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Mail Bad #4: Maybe That Belt Was Real After All

Posted on: July 5, 2025July 6, 2025

Thank y’all for continuing to send in mail to this silly blog! Even though I don’t respond to every message, we read all of it, and we appreciate […]

“Eyes On Me” is a better CD single than “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
Music / Nonsense

“Eyes On Me” is a better CD single than “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”

Posted on: March 28, 2025March 28, 2025

In my life, I have purchased two CD singles: “Eyes On Me” and “Blue (Da Be Dee).” One of these was a great purchase.

This Rinoa fansite has been been running since 1999, and we are visitor 2000000
Characters / Other People Who Get It

This Rinoa fansite has been been running since 1999, and we are visitor 2000000

Posted on: April 27, 2024April 27, 2024

Today, we salute a veteran of the hopeless cause of FF8 fandom: Sheila Knight, whose Rinoa Heartilly fansite Rebelling Princess has been running for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS.

Mail Bad #3: Don’t Be Afraid (of sending me mail)
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Mail Bad #3: Don’t Be Afraid (of sending me mail)

Posted on: March 31, 2024April 1, 2024

It’s time for another mail bag post! Thanks everyone for loving Final Fantasy VIII. We’ve got some good submissions this time, including a conspiracy theory that I can’t […]

Mail Bad #2: Nick is a hero for all time
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Mail Bad #2: Nick is a hero for all time

Posted on: March 7, 2024March 7, 2024

Folks: We got the mug.

Window-shopping for the least popular Final Fantasy VIII merchandise
History

Window-shopping for the least popular Final Fantasy VIII merchandise

Posted on: February 29, 2024February 29, 2024

FFVIII was the follow-up to one of the games that defined the concept of blockbuster game marketing. Final Fantasy VII was an event, and Square marketed it that […]

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