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Whoever designs the foldout beds in the world of FF8 should be imprisoned
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Whoever designs the foldout beds in the world of FF8 should be imprisoned

Posted on: April 28, 2025April 28, 2025

FF8 has some of the most sumptuously rendered beds in a PS1 game, and also some of the most uncomfortable beds ever designed.

The rawest moment in all of Final Fantasy VIII
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The rawest moment in all of Final Fantasy VIII

Posted on: February 27, 2025March 15, 2025

There are a lot of moments in Final Fantasy VIII that could be categorized as “raw,” which is part of what makes the game so cool. However, there […]

Final Fantasy VIII is the most accurate any video game has ever been about libraries
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Final Fantasy VIII is the most accurate any video game has ever been about libraries

Posted on: December 16, 2024December 20, 2024

Serials Crisis Core.

Who’s eating flowers at Balamb Garden?
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Who’s eating flowers at Balamb Garden?

Posted on: April 29, 2024April 6, 2025

If you look through the Balamb Garden website, you can find announcement from the Library Committee, which sheds some light on the books that the students at Balamb […]

Why I love the big-ass buildings of FF8
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Why I love the big-ass buildings of FF8

Posted on: March 9, 2024March 11, 2024

Posting yesterday about the Horizon Bridge reminded me that I’m fascinated by massive human-made structures. Not even ones that were actually constructed. In high school, I loved reading […]

SeeD: An elite mercenary force? No
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SeeD: An elite mercenary force? No

Posted on: March 5, 2024March 31, 2024

SeeD is a Garden-related pun, but it has another meaning. Are they actually meeting their goals? Let’s break this down…

The Waltz for the Moon scene is more than just a dance
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The Waltz for the Moon scene is more than just a dance

Posted on: March 3, 2024March 10, 2025

One of the most iconic scenes from Final Fantasy VIII is the “Waltz for the Moon” ballroom dance. It’s the first time in the narrative that we see […]

Selphie is a lovable, destructive menace
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Selphie is a lovable, destructive menace

Posted on: February 28, 2024April 28, 2024

I have always defended characters in Final Fantasy VIII who are actually great characters (not you Quistis. You’re a creep.). I’ve written an entire piece on my personal […]

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin
Characters

What the fuck is the deal with Fujin

Posted on: February 24, 2024December 15, 2024

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

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