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Not being able to name your party in FF8 was a bold break from tradition
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Not being able to name your party in FF8 was a bold break from tradition

Posted on: April 13, 2025April 13, 2025

The first seven numbered Final Fantasy games let you name your characters. Final Fantasy VIII is the first one that in the series, for the most part, doesn’t. […]

A salute to the car, the least vital transportation in FFVIII
Game Mechanics / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

A salute to the car, the least vital transportation in FFVIII

Posted on: October 28, 2024February 2, 2025

Final Fantasy games usually let you get around the world in vehicles, each one letting you cross a different kind of terrain. You usually start out with a […]

Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8
Essays / Game Mechanics

Don’t feel bad about missing (or skipping) the weapon crafting system in FF8

Posted on: October 21, 2024October 29, 2024

During my last playthrough of FF8, I used the Card Mod ability only once. At the very last minute before Ultimecia’s Castle, I went out of my way […]

The Draw system makes grinding fun
Game Mechanics

The Draw system makes grinding fun

Posted on: March 30, 2024October 29, 2024

I fucking hate grinding. I cannot fucking stand it. If your game has me gathering crystals to craft into a shield or whatever shit, I will instantly lose […]

Ultimecia’s most dangerous weapon is breaking the rules
Essays / Game Mechanics

Ultimecia’s most dangerous weapon is breaking the rules

Posted on: March 2, 2024March 13, 2025

My all-time favorite fighting game character is Aganos from the 2013 reboot of Killer Instinct. Rather than just having a slightly different set of punches and kicks, Aganos […]

You cannot eat Rinoa but it was worth trying
Game Mechanics / Nonsense

You cannot eat Rinoa but it was worth trying

Posted on: February 29, 2024February 29, 2024

A profile in hunger.

Devour, the least necessary (and greatest) ability in the Final Fantasy series
Game Mechanics

Devour, the least necessary (and greatest) ability in the Final Fantasy series

Posted on: February 28, 2024April 12, 2025

There are two incredibly funny things about the Devour ability in Final Fantasy VIII.

Triple Triad has a 40+ hour RPG minigame attached to it
Essays / Game Mechanics

Triple Triad has a 40+ hour RPG minigame attached to it

Posted on: February 25, 2024November 3, 2024

I think I’m in the minority here, but I’m not big on open worlds that are loaded with minigames. I recently played through my first Yakuza game (Yakuza […]

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