Do you think Seifer cleans his pristine ankle-length coat by hand

Dude’s gotta be walking through dirt and puddles but that thing looks immaculate across four three1 discs. What is the dry cleaning situation in Galbadia?

  1. Shortly after posting this, AL corrected me that Seifer DOES have a tattered coat in the final battle against him at the start of Disc 4. By this point, he’s totally unhinged and at his last straw, so it makes thematic sense for his coat to be mussed up at this point. But are you telling me he got through Dollet and the Galbadian prison AND the whole Lunatic Pandora incident without getting so much as a stain? Madness. ↩︎