The following real conversation occurred between this blog’s editors Phil and AL when discussing how Sorceress Adel was able to achieve so much during her despotic rule and how she got so swole (and 23 feet tall).
The answer is “a magical witch made it happen.” Done
If Adel wants shit done, Adel will get shit done because she is a buff ass sorceress dictator. The end
There’s an article right there. Why does Adel look like John Cena
How much does Adel lift
The whole god damn planet probably. She is BUFF
Does Adel work out or does she use magic to get ripped
Nah, I like to think she does it all on her own
When she isn’t getting nerds killed, she’s just lifting
“Adel, we’re out looking for ellone!”
Adel looks at him mad while lifting a barbell repeatedly with one arm
Headcanon, NORG was her dumbbell
PERFECT
NORG stands for No Objection: Ridiculous Gains
She just does pull ups in the president’s (sorceress) office all day
Is Adel Gaston
And now every day she eats four dozen SeeDs til she’s roughly the size of
I can’t think of a funny rhyme
Lunatic Pandora. Doesn’t rhyme but
Why are there no gyms in Esthar? Because she had them abolished so she could be the buffest
Only guns you need are the two guns she’s got
Exactly, that’s why Laguna found a DIFFERENT KIND OF GUN TO DEFEAT HER
He used that himbo energy to take her out
Wait why does it say “Wish you all a nice weekend”
I hope he texts that to kiros and ward every Friday afternoon
The group chat is just that over and over and nobody replying