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Not being able to name your party in FF8 was a bold break from tradition
Characters / Essays / Game Mechanics / History

Not being able to name your party in FF8 was a bold break from tradition

Posted on: April 13, 2025April 13, 2025

The first seven numbered Final Fantasy games let you name your characters. Final Fantasy VIII is the first one that in the series, for the most part, doesn’t. […]

I dare you to listen to the Distant Worlds arrangement of “Love Grows” and not feel things
Music

I dare you to listen to the Distant Worlds arrangement of “Love Grows” and not feel things

Posted on: October 24, 2024October 27, 2024

The Distant Worlds concert series has been touring the world playing Final Fantasy music for almost 20 years, and in that time, they’ve covered a lot of music! […]

The love story IS the story
Characters / Essays / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore / Personal Stories

The love story IS the story

Posted on: April 30, 2024October 27, 2024

I’ve played Final Fantasy VIII all the way through twice: first when it came out, when I was around 10 years old, then again in 2022 at the […]

It’s actually for the best that FF8 doesn’t let you play as a little freak
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

It’s actually for the best that FF8 doesn’t let you play as a little freak

Posted on: March 25, 2024March 26, 2024

A random observation: Final Fantasy VIII breaks a streak of Final Fantasy games from 1994–2002 letting you play as freaky dudes.

How long is the Horizon Bridge anyway, good lord
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

How long is the Horizon Bridge anyway, good lord

Posted on: March 8, 2024April 13, 2025

In Final Fantasy VIII, there is a massive bridge spanning Galbadia continent to Esthar continent. It is totally impractical to build a bridge between continents, and it’s especially […]

The Sorceress’ Knight is the Best Romance Trope Ever and Yes, I Will Die on This Hill
Characters / Essays / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

The Sorceress’ Knight is the Best Romance Trope Ever and Yes, I Will Die on This Hill

Posted on: March 4, 2024March 3, 2024

The Sorceress’ Knight is a gift to humanity. It is the pinnacle of bodyguard fiction, the zenith of courtly love. It is love and devotion and care wrapped up into one role and it is delicious.

The Waltz for the Moon scene is more than just a dance
Characters / Essays / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

The Waltz for the Moon scene is more than just a dance

Posted on: March 3, 2024March 10, 2025

One of the most iconic scenes from Final Fantasy VIII is the “Waltz for the Moon” ballroom dance. It’s the first time in the narrative that we see […]

Get you a man who will jump into the infinite void of space for you
Characters / General Screaming

Get you a man who will jump into the infinite void of space for you

Posted on: March 1, 2024October 27, 2024

My expectations of romance are completely unrealistic because I watched Squall jump into space with absolutely no backup plan on how to save either of them when I […]

“Eyes on Me” is great even though/because the lyrics are a mess
Essays / Music

“Eyes on Me” is great even though/because the lyrics are a mess

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 28, 2024

As a weird 10-year-old, “Eyes on Me” was the epitome of romance to me. I was not a kid who thought much about romance apart from reading 30 […]

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