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“Eyes On Me” is a better CD single than “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”
Music / Nonsense

“Eyes On Me” is a better CD single than “Blue (Da Ba Dee)”

Posted on: March 28, 2025March 28, 2025

In my life, I have purchased two CD singles: “Eyes On Me” and “Blue (Da Be Dee).” One of these was a great purchase.

When did the Lunar Cry happen? We settle the debate
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

When did the Lunar Cry happen? We settle the debate

Posted on: October 22, 2024October 28, 2024

There’s a piece of lore that the internet can’t seem to agree on: When was the Lunar Cry that destroyed Centra?

What could we do with every single copy of Final Fantasy VIII
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What could we do with every single copy of Final Fantasy VIII

Posted on: March 28, 2024March 28, 2024

Final Fantasy VIII was one of the best-selling PlayStation 1 games, which means a whole lot of four-disc jewel cases were manufactured for it. If we acquired every single copy of FF8 for PS1, what could we do with them?

It’s actually for the best that FF8 doesn’t let you play as a little freak
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

It’s actually for the best that FF8 doesn’t let you play as a little freak

Posted on: March 25, 2024March 26, 2024

A random observation: Final Fantasy VIII breaks a streak of Final Fantasy games from 1994–2002 letting you play as freaky dudes.

How long is the Horizon Bridge anyway, good lord
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

How long is the Horizon Bridge anyway, good lord

Posted on: March 8, 2024April 13, 2025

In Final Fantasy VIII, there is a massive bridge spanning Galbadia continent to Esthar continent. It is totally impractical to build a bridge between continents, and it’s especially […]

Who would win: Final Fantasy VIII vs 2000 Toyota Echo
History / Nonsense

Who would win: Final Fantasy VIII vs 2000 Toyota Echo

Posted on: February 25, 2024March 28, 2025

In 1999, Squaresoft promoted the release of Final Fantasy VIII by giving away a 2000 Toyota Echo to one lucky winner who pre-ordered the game at participating retailers. Which raises the question: Which is more valuable today?

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