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Carbuncle is just a lil guy
Characters / Nonsense

Carbuncle is just a lil guy

Posted on: November 2, 2024February 2, 2025

Carbuncle is a recurring summon in the Final Fantasy series, but as always, Final Fantasy VIII does it best. Carbuncle is at its peak cuteness in VIII. Look […]

Laguna’s little green truck that goes beep beep, probably
Characters / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

Laguna’s little green truck that goes beep beep, probably

Posted on: November 1, 2024February 2, 2025

At one point in FF8‘s development, Laguna had a little green truck that he would drive around Winhill when he was fighting monsters and performing general duties as […]

Squall casually committed grand theft auto, but nobody cared because he also tried to assassinate the sorceress
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore / Nonsense

Squall casually committed grand theft auto, but nobody cared because he also tried to assassinate the sorceress

Posted on: October 30, 2024February 2, 2025

Phil has declared that it is car week, and to honor car week, we’re gonna talk about the Tempest. What is that, you might ask? Tempest is the […]

A review of Deling City’s only bus route
Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

A review of Deling City’s only bus route

Posted on: October 29, 2024April 9, 2025

In Deling City, there is a single bus.

HONK HONK! It’s Car Week at ff8isthe.best
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HONK HONK! It’s Car Week at ff8isthe.best

Posted on: October 28, 2024February 2, 2025

Why not

A salute to the car, the least vital transportation in FFVIII
Game Mechanics / Narrative, Dialogue, & Lore

A salute to the car, the least vital transportation in FFVIII

Posted on: October 28, 2024February 2, 2025

Final Fantasy games usually let you get around the world in vehicles, each one letting you cross a different kind of terrain. You usually start out with a […]

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