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Final Fantasy VIII is the most accurate any video game has ever been about libraries
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Final Fantasy VIII is the most accurate any video game has ever been about libraries

Posted on: December 16, 2024December 20, 2024

Serials Crisis Core.

I had three glasses of wine at Friendsgiving and tried to play “Eyes On Me” on the host’s piano
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I had three glasses of wine at Friendsgiving and tried to play “Eyes On Me” on the host’s piano

Posted on: November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

In fairness, it’s their fault for having a copy of Piano Collections: Final Fantasy VIII sitting out.

I will not defend the amnesia orphanage twist but it’s better than that Zack shit
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I will not defend the amnesia orphanage twist but it’s better than that Zack shit

Posted on: April 6, 2024April 13, 2025

I’ll say it: I do not care for the orphanage plotline in Final Fantasy VIII. It comes out of nowhere with very little foreshadowing, and it’s just too […]

That time I got bullied in middle school for liking FF8
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That time I got bullied in middle school for liking FF8

Posted on: March 27, 2024March 27, 2024

A few times now on this blog, I have alluded to an incident when I got picked on because I liked Final Fantasy VIII. It is time to […]

Moments in obsession: the incoherent Mario fangame I made at age 11 where Luigi crosses over with Final Fantasy VIII
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Moments in obsession: the incoherent Mario fangame I made at age 11 where Luigi crosses over with Final Fantasy VIII

Posted on: February 26, 2024November 3, 2024

Today I’m gonna share something I rarely take out of the mothballs. When I was in elementary school, I was a novice amateur game maker who exclusively used […]

FFVIII was the biggest game in the world once and people were weird about it
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FFVIII was the biggest game in the world once and people were weird about it

Posted on: February 24, 2024February 25, 2024

Remember that Final Fantasy VIII was the follow-up to one of the biggest and most explosively marketed video games of all time. It was hugely anticipated, gracing the […]

The terrible 15 years, or Why nobody’s talking about FFVIII right now
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The terrible 15 years, or Why nobody’s talking about FFVIII right now

Posted on: February 24, 2024April 13, 2025

I am convinced that one of the reasons Final Fantasy VIII hasn’t had a critical revival yet (with the exception of honorary brand ambassador Ben Starr) is that […]

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